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TV ratings smile on Oscar as viewership rises (AP)

Kathryn Bigelow poses backstage with the Oscar for best achievement in directing for “The Hurt Locker” at the 82nd Academy Awards Sunday, March 7, 2010, in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
AP - An estimated 41.3 million people saw "The Hurt Locker" top the popular "Avatar" for best picture in the most-watched Academy Awards telecast since 2005.


Argentine president celebrates local film's Oscar (AP)

Argentina's actor Ricardo Darin and actress Soledad Villamil gesture at a news conference in Buenos Aires, Monday, March 8, 2010. Dario and Villamil have the leading roles in the film 'El Secreto de Sus Ojos' which was awarded with the Oscar for best foreign language film at the 82nd Academy Awards Sunday. (AP Photo/Stringer)
AP - Argentine President Cristina Fernandez is congratulating the director and actors of the "The Secret in Their Eyes," a local film that won the Oscar for best foreign-language film.


Weekend B.O.

  1. 2012
    $65.2M

  2. Disney's A Christmas Carol
    $22.3M

  3. Precious: Based On The Novel..
    $5.9M

  4. The Men Who Stare At Goats
    $5.9M

  5. Michael Jackson's This Is It
    $5.1M

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Who are the Manly Men, and why should I care about their movie reviews?

We can tell you who we are, but only the reviews can make you care. Here's the first part: The title Manly Men's Movie Reviews might be a bit misleading. Indeed, we are neither Siskel nor Ebert and yes we are rampaging bundles of male hormones. We love movies with big, phallic guns, and curvaceous chicks with clothing that falls away for no plot driven reason.

Mira Sorvino could kick our asses any day, and we'd like it!

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But we don't just review high testosterone flicks. In our collections you will find many films from a wide variety of filmmakers. Each of the Manly Men brings to his review his own view of what makes a movie great. For one of us, it's a confluence of ingredients working together almost magically to make a modern myth. For another it's merely the presence of Mira Sorvino. There is something here for everyone who loves movies.

 

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Clint as Josey, a badass mo-fo.

Like everything in America, we learned from actors. The Manly Men Movie Review Site started out as weekly excursions to the movies for a group of men easily mistaken for out-of-shape computer geeks. But a real man is measured by more than the length of his slide-rule. As the Manly Men gathered in the lobbies after any kind of film it became clear that each of us often took something different from the same experience. One saw wasted money, another saw unintentional hilarity, one saw something he could have done better. All of us noticed the naked chicks, though. Yes, the MMMR site is a place where honesty sits on the throne. A Manly Man craps truth.

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